it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness
You ridiculous kids with your ridiculous lovey dovey tartarus moments god damn it
Heroes Scary Movie Night! starring:
Nico “This Aint Nothing Compared To The Underworld” di Angelo,
Piper “I’ve Seen This Three Times Already” McLean,
Annabeth “That Isn’t Even Logical” Chase,
Frank “I Voted Toy Story” Zhang,
Hazel “He Has Firm Arms” Levesque,
Jason “Don’t Eat All The Popcorn” Grace,
Percy “Shut Up This Is Important” Jackson and
Leo “You Could Totally See His Intestines” Valdez!
starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours
These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now
it had to be done
i had to draw merman percy
the opportunity was too perfect, too obvious
anyways heres a quick color pencil sketch ~
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
a headline i never thought i would see
somebody told me that you made a text post that looked like a text post i made in february of last year
“And at the end of the day, he’s just a boy." (xx)
Do you ever listen to a song and imagine yourself playing it on stage like totally jamming out then you come back to reality and suddenly you need to start a band right now immediately